Total Medals Earned: 132 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,815 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Beat Hanzou
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Sell a tower
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/415 points)
run past the finish line
Hit the mole with the ball before he dives underground
defeat the wooden keeper and score a goal
get at least a bronze medal in all four levels
complete all levels with bronze medals or higher
complete all levels with silver medals or higher
complete all levels with gold medals
play with the trainer
kick the ball through the legs of the wooden player
get a bronze medal in endless mode
get a silver medal in endless mode
get a gold medal in endless mode
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/500 points)
Play the game
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes